Hey hey I'm a monkey!
But 2007 is not. No, 2007 is a year of the pig - and not just any pig, it's the year of the GOLDEN pig. So get your wheels in motion, because according to the Chinese (and Korean) calendar - this is a FANTASTIC year to fall in love - and if you've been there, done that - then by all means - make a baby!
Lest you doubt the significance of this opportunity, a Golden Pig Year only comes once every 600 years. How do I know this? I spent last night catching up with my wise friend Hye, who un-married (though happily co-habitating) and pushing forty is challenging every social norm held in her Korean family - and is being urged to get married once and for all this GOLDEN PIG year. Further, the future mother-in-law wouldn't mind a grandchild - and if that's in the works - then why not make it a golden-pig baby?
For anyone else contemplating such life decisions, you can get your own Korean calendar with a "friendly fatty in the Korean subconscious" here.
*I should probably stay away from pigs in my search for love - according to this Pig + Monkey in love (I think my imagination just exploded) have the undesirable affect of heightended sexual tension due to a constant need to disagree. But wait, isn't sexual tension sometimes a good thing?
Lest you doubt the significance of this opportunity, a Golden Pig Year only comes once every 600 years. How do I know this? I spent last night catching up with my wise friend Hye, who un-married (though happily co-habitating) and pushing forty is challenging every social norm held in her Korean family - and is being urged to get married once and for all this GOLDEN PIG year. Further, the future mother-in-law wouldn't mind a grandchild - and if that's in the works - then why not make it a golden-pig baby?
For anyone else contemplating such life decisions, you can get your own Korean calendar with a "friendly fatty in the Korean subconscious" here.
*I should probably stay away from pigs in my search for love - according to this Pig + Monkey in love (I think my imagination just exploded) have the undesirable affect of heightended sexual tension due to a constant need to disagree. But wait, isn't sexual tension sometimes a good thing?
posted by Mood Indigo at 12:41 PM
7 Comments:
I find a nice comfort zone with being single and now the Koreans are out to stress me out. Curses!
Hmm. That's hopeful, I guess.
And yes, I agree that heightened sexual tension tends to be good, in my book.
When it comes to sex, my wife often gets a tension headache. Does that constitute sexual tension?
Sexual tension is a fabulous thing, for matters I won't totally go into. Is your blog family friendly?
Thanks for the golden pig notice too. I have no desire to make babies (or even get married just yet), but I'll make sure to have a spectacular time skirting around these issues with my beloved!
Happy new year too!
FG - by all means, elaborate!
Wellll... in this day and age, is there really any need to just stay horny and get all the more frustrated?
Man, hands, toys, get it DONE, I say! Release is often required, no?
Here here! And on the tension front - the best part about fighting is getting to make up :)
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